It’s been a particularly crazy day as £30 million is spent on a coke-snorting, tart-sh*gging long haired idiot with only 10 Premier League goals to his name. Sorry, what’s that, there’s a lawyer on the phone. I do apologise Mr Carroll, that’s 11 Premier League goals. Still, we have been afforded some hilarity when news broke of Sp*rs’ interest in Phil Neville. Oh, that made me giggle.
But the serious point for gooners everywhere is that – AS OF 2230 – we haven’t signed anyone, AW instead preferring to consider bringing players back from loan spells. And not just that, he’s sent Kyle Bartley off to Rangers, and Gilles Sunu off to Lorient. I hope they both fare well, and return better, hungrier players ready to be involved with the first team. You couldn’t ask for a better place for a young defender to get toughened up than Glasgow. Good things are expected of young Mr Bartley in the future. I’ll let you know how he gets on from time to time.
I’m all for inspiring confidence in the squad that we have, maturing young players, etc etc, but the sad fact is that we really do lack a decent centre half. I’m not just talking about the next 2 games when Squillaci’s injured, but for the forseeable future. We simply don’t know if Vermaelen’s injury woes are over.
Yes, we should be positive, but it may well turn into an Owen Hargreaves or worse, a Ledley King type of situation. And if that happens we need more on the bench than Ignasi Miquel, a player who has never played for the first team. Let’s face it, Djourou is playing very well, but he’s hardly been Mr Reliable Muscles-Tendons in previous seasons.
So I’m disappointed, but not overly surprised. There is some time left, and we all know that the club keeps transfers very close to their chest. I shall update as and when anything happens.
Anyway, lock up your valuables tomorrow evening as we face Everton in a late kick-off. If I had to speculate, I’d say that the no.1 shirt, as it were, will return to the young Pole after Almunia featured in the shop window clash with Huddersfield. Djourscielny will return, as will our regular full backs Clichgna [stop it, Ed]. I also expect returns for Fabregas, Song, Wilshere and v Persie. I’d like the question of who replaces Nasri to be answered in the person of ‘the Bovingdon Bullet’, as we Hemelites like to call Walcott. He lives up the road from here, you know. Arshavin or Bendtner or Chamakh? Pick two of them, I’d say the Russian and the Moroccan.
As for the odds, I have to consider how wrong I’ve been recently, and how Everton haven’t set the league on fire this year. I’m going for 3-0 at 9s with William Hill (and others). It seems to be our favourite scoreline at the moment, the Terriers aside. I like the look of Wilshere as first goalscorer at 16-1 with Coral. The Arsenally finances are a bit stretched – you would have thought my agent would be earning money today of all days but she’s been strangely quiet – so that’s it for me. The more adventurous, and optimistic of you might fancy my long shot – Theo to get a hat-trick at 66/1 with BlueSquare. Oh go on then, a few pennies.
I’ll levae you with the wise words of the ‘holic:
Name me the players who moved, that we would have wanted to buy, at a price that we would have wanted to pay, and who would have wanted to come to us? You can’t, can you?
Quite. The Verminator will be back, won’t he?
Have just realised that my team prediction includes 12 players. Walcott – v Persie – Chamakh is what I’d like to see. Sorry, it’s late, and I’ve just been screamed at by some psychopathic nutjob who I’m unhappy to report is my new housemate. I shall return with a review tomorrow night, assuming I’m still alive.